Archive for January, 2007

Cena fiNally dEfeAtEd mOnstER uMaga…

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

Following a gritty, physical encounter, John Cena derailed the Samoan Bulldozer to not only retain the WWE Championship, but also serve Umaga his first defeat. The face of Armando Estrada told the story as WWE fans witnessed the end of the savage’s nine-month period without defeat – care of the fighting WWE Champion.

Just one year after one of the worst nights in Cena’s career, The Champ had the unenviable task of battling the Samoan Savage. Despite the size disadvantage, the WWE Champion battled head-on with Umaga and went blow-for-blow with the monster.

Cena’s body may never have experienced so much bare-handed damage as he did at New Year’s Revolution. So much damage, in fact, that Cena’s attempt at hoisting Umaga for an FU resulted in his collapse and the challenger’s 348-pound body squashing the champion.

The resilient Dr. of Thuganomics struggled to outpace his mammoth opponent, however, and as the WWE fans in Kansas City rallied behind Cena, he seemed to somehow draw adrenaline. The Champ’s offensive continued as he tossed his foe’s hardened forehead into the steel ring post and followed up with a Five Knuckle Shuffle. Again, Cena failed to execute the FU (for the second time) and Umaga seized control.

The Samoan Bulldozer prepared to maim his weakened opponent as he lay helpless in the corner and charged at Cena. The champion managed to raise his feet and connect the soles of his Reebok Pumps into the solid jaw of the savage, allowing Cena to quickly roll up Umaga for the pin.

As the WWE Champion celebrated with Kansas City fans – his title tightly within his clutches – the Samoan Bulldozer paced the ring like a wild animal, screaming in his foreign tongue. Umaga’s disbelief was shared by a livid Estrada who could not control the beastly Samoan as he then tore apart the remnants of the announce booth at ringside.

Cena ended the savage’s tenure of wreckage that included victories over countless former World Champions such as Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair. Following his victory, The Champ described his hellacious encounter to WWE.com reporters.

"[Umaga] is the toughest challenge I have had to date,” Cena explained, “he’s just an absolute powerhouse. I have fought them all: Undertaker, Big Show, Lashley, Kane, Batista. Umaga is not only big and powerful, but he is extremely agile. Rarely do you see that combination.”

Minutes after an explosive reception to Cena’s win, the triumphant WWE Champion expressed his devotion to his craft and the gold symbol around his chiseled waist.

"I’ve never been one for stats, but I take great pride in this business and that WWE looks to me to carry this championship,” he said. “When you hold the WWE Championship, you’re looked at in that position. This was a tough one, and the group of naysayers out there is slowly getting quieter."

Lhupet tLaga nI cEna!

gAngsTa’s pArAdisE

Monday, January 8th, 2007

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life
And realize there’s nothing left
‘Cause I’ve been blasting and laughing so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone
But I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that’s unheard of
You betta watch how ya talking
And where ya walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk

I really hate to trip but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
Fool, I’m the kinda g that little homie’s wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Saying prayers in the street light

1-Been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta’s paradise (2)

Keep spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta’s paradise (2)

Look at the situation, they got me facing
I can’t live a normal life, I was raised by the state
So I gotta be down with the ‘hood team
Too much television watching, got me chasing dreams
I’m an educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I’m a locked out gangsta, set tripping banger
And my homies are down so don’t arouse my anger
Fool, death ain’t nothing but a heart beat away
I’m living life do or die, what can I say?
I’m twenty-three now, will I ever live to see twenty-four
The way things is going I don’t know.

2-Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?
(rpt 1)

Power in the money, money in the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody’s running, but half of them ain’t looking
It’s going on in the kitchen
But I don’t know what’s cooking.
They say I gotta learn
But nobody’s here to teach me
If they can’t understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can’t
I guess they won’t, I guess they front
That’s why I know my life is out of luck, foo!
(rpt 1, 2, 2)

tHankZ tO aLL.!!!

Monday, January 8th, 2007

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